Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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