If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
