ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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