You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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