What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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