the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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