Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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