I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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