She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
My vagina just recognized that song.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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