Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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