I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize