remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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