do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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