I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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