Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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