Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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