I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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