So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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