We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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