I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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