i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you will always have a special place in my vag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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