i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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