i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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