Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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