Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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