Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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