I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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