Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Your cock deserves a montage
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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