you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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