I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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