I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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