i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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