I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I see more hoeing in ur future
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