He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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