I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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