Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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