I hate all girls vehemently.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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