But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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