yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
