weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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