Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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