these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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