yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
They have beer where we have blood.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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