We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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