Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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