when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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