I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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