all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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