Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think my moral compass just broke
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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