woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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