i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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