He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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