So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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