How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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