remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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