Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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