I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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