I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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